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A young brunette enters the doctor’s office and tells the lady doctor how her body hurts wherever she may touch it.
\n“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”
\nShe uses her finger to push her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, she pushes her ankle and screams and so on, everywhere she touches it makes her scream.
\nThe doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?”
\nShe says, “No, I’m really a blonde.”
\n“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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