You can say what you want about slavery but you can’t deny black unemployment was a lot lower back in those days.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a…

Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? It keeps them from rolling out of bed!

Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don’t know who there father’s are.

Because history is written by the winners.

Why can’t black people play in the sandbox? Because the cats keep burying them.

Why are all angels white? Cause if they were black they’d be call bats!

Why are black people hard to see at night? Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.