Yo’ mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.
Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo’ Mama’s teeth have so many gaps, I don’t know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t find a needle in a needle stack.
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she got married for the rice.
Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went in for a portrait, the photographer charged for a family sitting.