Dad JokesJokesI Gave My Father $100… I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for…Read More
Dad JokesJokesDavid Letterman on Halloween Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.Read More
Dad JokesJokesUseless Elephant What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephantRead More
Dad JokesJokesI Got All My Looks… I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just the look of disappointment.Read More
Dad JokesJokesLonely Skeletons Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.Read More
Dad JokesJokesHistory lessons Q. I’m reading a book on the history of glue.A. I just can’t seem to put it down.Read More
Dad JokesJokesMixed Emotions I have mixed emotions when I receive Father’s Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me, but I’m disappointed that they actually think I dress…Read More