Dad Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A. A nervous wreck.

Q. If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called?A. CELLphies

Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Q. Can February March?A. No, but April May

Q. Is this pool safe for diving?A. It deep ends.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.