Blonde Jokes

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her…

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting it back on? A: The bottle cap said, “Sorry, try again.”

Q: How are blondes and computers similar? A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call three blondes at Christmas? A: Ho, ho, ho!

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the…

Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: “Must be an earthquake.”

Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.

Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.