A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect…
It’s all coming back to me now.
He didn’t like it when he was getting picked on.
Don’t look, I’m changing.
Q: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus