Puns

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

Did you hear about the boy who tried to catch fog? He mist.

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

What did the beach say as the tide came in?Long time, no sea.

Sticks float. They would.

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!