True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.