Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’
Q: Why did the dieter go to the paint store? A: He wanted to get thinner.
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison? A. An escapea.
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? A. Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A: A desserter.