Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance? A: The meatball.
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they’re always stuffed.
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B? A: Wasabi!
Q: Erin, spell mouse. A: M O U S. Q: Yes–and what’s on the end of it? A: A tail?
Q: Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. A: That’s just how I roll.
My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched…