Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B? A: Wasabi!
Q: Erin, spell mouse. A: M O U S. Q: Yes–and what’s on the end of it? A: A tail?
Q: Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. A: That’s just how I roll.
My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched…