Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?A: A human bean.
Yo Momma so stupid, when the dentist said she needed a crown she thought she was going to be queen.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.
Q. I hate jokes about German sausages. A. They’re the wurst.
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? A: The outside.
Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance? A: The meatball.
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they’re always stuffed.
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.