looking for dirty talking
Woops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it…
He: “Whale you be my valentine?” She: “Dolphinitely.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
It is good to love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much and can accomplish much, and what…
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. ― Lao Tzu
The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you…
A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.
As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.