What do you call black people running down hill?Jail break!!!
What do you tell the puerto rican dude in the three piece suit?Will the defendant please stand.
How does the navy use a black person?They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
How many black men does it take to shingle a roof?3 if you slice them real thin.
How to be black? Spend half of your life in prison.How to be white? You cant you have to be born white How to be…
What do black kids get for Christmas?Your bike.
Why do a black person stink?So blind people can hate them too.
How come there are only 2 pall bearers at a black persons funeral?Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can.
Did you hear about the black man that thought he was bleeding to death?Turns out he just had diarrhea.
How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.