How long does it take for a black woman to shit?9 months.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?You ever try to take a rib from a black woman?
What do you call a black special forces operator?An Ace of Spades!
What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
How do you get a black man out of a tree?Cut the rope.
What is a black man on a bike?Thief.
Why is Aspirin White?Cause It Works! U guys should know this One!
What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?Chocolate chips.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
What is a black person?Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.