QuotesShort QuotesIf you don’t succeed at first If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.Read More
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QuotesShort QuotesYes officer I saw the speed limit Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesA best friend is like A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIf we shouldn’t eat If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Read More
QuotesShort QuotesMy wife dresses to kill My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.(Henny Youngman)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesYesterday I did nothing Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIf nothing is impossible If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?Read More