QuotesShort QuotesYes officer I saw the speed limit Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesA best friend is like A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIf we shouldn’t eat If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Read More
QuotesShort QuotesMy wife dresses to kill My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.(Henny Youngman)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesYesterday I did nothing Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIf nothing is impossible If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?Read More
QuotesShort QuotesPleasing everyone Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!Read More
QuotesShort QuotesSometimes I wish Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Read More