Short Quotes

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.(Henny Youngman)

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.(Albert Einstein)