Short Quotes

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.(Henny Youngman)

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.