Short Quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.(Emo Philips)

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.(Albert King)

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.