QuotesShort QuotesCommon sense is like deodorant Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesA computer once beat me A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.(Emo Philips)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI hate when I go to the kitchen I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesWe’re all mature We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI can’t sleep good I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesWhoever invented knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesFor me, math class is like For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesSometime you meet Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesEverybody wants to go to heaven Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.(Albert King)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesDid you just fall? Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.Read More