QuotesShort QuotesEverybody wants to go to heaven Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.(Albert King)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesDid you just fall? Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesThere are no stupid questions There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesSome people aren’t just missing… Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI don’t like morning people I don’t like morning people… or mornings, or people.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIf I won the award If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesRoses are red Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesMaking food Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.Read More