QuotesShort QuotesThe difference between The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.(Albert Einstein)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI would go out of my mind I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesGive me your photo Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesMe and my wife lived happily Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesWhat do I do for a living What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI wonder, we lazy people I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven… or do they send someone to pick us up?Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI thought about losing I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesNever play poker Never play poker with the world’s fastest animal, because he’s a cheetah.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI’ll do the stupid thing I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .(Frank Zappa)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesAll my life I thought air was free All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Read More
