Short Quotes

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

If only common sense were more common.

I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.(Pablo Picasso)

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.(Albert Einstein)

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven… or do they send someone to pick us up?

I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.