Short Quotes

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

How was the dog’s day? Ruff.

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.