QuotesShort QuotesNever play poker Never play poker with the world’s fastest animal, because he’s a cheetah.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI’ll do the stupid thing I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .(Frank Zappa)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesAll my life I thought air was free All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesFacebook status I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesFart when someone hugs you Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesWhy is Monday so far Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?Read More
QuotesShort QuotesHow do you go to work? How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI think something’s missing I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesTo the guy who created To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesHow many roads How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?Read More