How was the dog’s day? Ruff.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.(Woody Allen)
Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.”
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.