QuotesShort QuotesI didn’t fall I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesYou never know what you have You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesI want to sleep I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesMy goal this weekend is… My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesA real friend is one who A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.Read More
QuotesShort QuotesIn my house I’m the boss In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.(Woody Allen)Read More
QuotesShort QuotesFacebook needs three buttons Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.”Read More
QuotesShort QuotesYou wanna know who I’m You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.Read More