Short Quotes

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.”

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.(Woody Allen)

You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Never ask a starfish for directions.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.