Short Quotes

You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.

Never ask a starfish for directions.

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.(Albert Einstein)

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.