Short Quotes

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.(Albert Einstein)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.