QuotesShort QuotesFacebook needs three buttons Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.”Read More
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QuotesShort QuotesIf you think nothing If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.Read More
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