𝒲𝒽𝓎 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜 𝓉𝑜 𝒿𝒶𝒾𝓁? Because it was framed.
WE COME FROM A FUTURE WHERE HUMANS CANT POOP. IN ORDER TO SAVE HUMANITY YOU MUST POOP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!!!
yo mama so hairy bigfoot is takin pictures of her
I still haven’t decided where to go for the weekend Debating between bathroom or living room
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? A. Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?Because it was soda-pressing.
I’ve just been diagnosed as color blind.I know, it really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? A: The outside.