yo mama so hairy bigfoot is takin pictures of her
I still haven’t decided where to go for the weekend Debating between bathroom or living room
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? A. Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?Because it was soda-pressing.
I’ve just been diagnosed as color blind.I know, it really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? A: The outside.
Q: Where do beef burgers go to dance? A: The meatball.
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed.